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boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

WMYB: ocean.
GBY: lake.
LWWY: pool.
clearly no one asked zayn how he felt about video locations.

culinarycontessa:

smiling-damned-villain:

equalseleventhirds:

winterinthetardis:

omg WHAT

okay wait I keep track of these things in my head

we’ve got a nebula(?) that looks almost exactly like the Crack in the Universe

we’ve got a planet made entirely of diamond

we’ve got weightloss pills which nearly have the catchphrase ‘the fat just walks away’

and now we’ve got the Waters of Mars

did I miss anything or

That pic ^^ IS A TOTAL YES. That is all.

oldblueeyes:

Neil Armstrong: A giant among men. (x)

highfunctioning-homosapien:

the-dark-lord-of-mordor:

regular

whisper

seriously

SCREAMING

EXTREMELY SERIOUS PARTIAL WHISPER SCREAMING

T H E  V O I C E  O F  S A T A N

themalikbeauty:

niall-horan-kiss-me:

Zayn’s signal when he sees a cute girl.

well then

(Source: havealittle-fun)

fatpeoplemakemehappy:

I DECIDED TO MAKE THE NEXT FEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM COVERS FOR HER

(Source: sstyls)