boy:
girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl :
shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
WMYB:
ocean.
GBY:
lake.
LWWY:
pool.
clearly no one asked zayn how he felt about video locations.
culinarycontessa:
smiling-damned-villain:
equalseleventhirds:
winterinthetardis:
omg WHAT
okay wait I keep track of these things in my head
we’ve got a nebula(?) that looks almost exactly like the Crack in the Universe
we’ve got a planet made entirely of diamond
we’ve got weightloss pills which nearly have the catchphrase ‘the fat just walks away’
and now we’ve got the Waters of Mars
did I miss anything or

That pic ^^ IS A TOTAL YES. That is all.
oldblueeyes:
Neil Armstrong: A giant among men. (x)
highfunctioning-homosapien:
the-dark-lord-of-mordor:
regular
whisper
seriously
SCREAMING
EXTREMELY SERIOUS PARTIAL WHISPER SCREAMING
T H E V O I C E O F S A T A N
themalikbeauty:
niall-horan-kiss-me:
Zayn’s signal when he sees a cute girl.
well then
fatpeoplemakemehappy:
I DECIDED TO MAKE THE NEXT FEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM COVERS FOR HER





